[Madame Secretary’s personal smartphone rings, from somewhere deep inside her purse. She pauses the episode of Homeland she’s watching and answers.]
Hillary Clinton: Yeah.
Michael Bloomberg: Hillary, it’s Mike Bloomberg.
HC: Kinda busy right now.
MB: I know. This won’t take long. Hey, you like pizza? You like good pizza?
(MORE…)

[Madame Secretary’s personal smartphone rings, from somewhere deep inside her purse. She pauses the episode of Homeland she’s watching and answers.]

Hillary Clinton: Yeah.

Michael Bloomberg: Hillary, it’s Mike Bloomberg.

HC: Kinda busy right now.

MB: I know. This won’t take long. Hey, you like pizza? You like good pizza?

(MORE…)

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