Most likely reasons Fox News hired Herman Cain:
1. Under the false impression it will result in free pizza.
2. They had already paid Sarah Palin money to talk, so why not?
3. Hoping to turn his 9-9-9 plan into some sort of reality show.
4. Too much empty desk space on camera.
5. He’s actually pretty reasonable compared to most Republicans who sought office in 2012.
6. Network wasn’t dapper enough.
7. They mixed him up with someone — anyone — else.

Most likely reasons Fox News hired Herman Cain:

1. Under the false impression it will result in free pizza.

2. They had already paid Sarah Palin money to talk, so why not?

3. Hoping to turn his 9-9-9 plan into some sort of reality show.

4. Too much empty desk space on camera.

5. He’s actually pretty reasonable compared to most Republicans who sought office in 2012.

6. Network wasn’t dapper enough.

7. They mixed him up with someone — anyone — else.

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