Hey, look who’s cracking jokes in their Twitter bio!
Though people are going to be super disappointed when “TBD” turns out to be a new Pinterest.

Hey, look who’s cracking jokes in their Twitter bio!

Though people are going to be super disappointed when “TBD” turns out to be a new Pinterest.

You know, I have been thinking, now that I have some more time on my hands, I am going to be pitching Andy [Cohen] a new show for Bravo, to fill that gap that is so apparent to some of us. All you really need is a small but passionate audience to be successful. We could call it ‘Project Pantsuit.’ We have all kinds of ideas.

Hillary Clinton, at the Council of Fashion Designers of America’s annual awards show.

Relax, Hillary. You don’t need to make a television show to win the Bravo audience vote.

"The country is ready for a female president," says EMILY’s List, an organization dedicated to electing a woman in 2016, even if it’s not Hillary Clinton (but they will be WAY more dedicated if it is).
EMILY’s List has dubbed their campaign “#MPOTUS,” because everything has to have a hashtag now. And that’s fine! But unless POTUS stand for Pen*s of the United States, there’s really no need to make a distinction for a president with Madam parts.
That said, we can’t wait to meet you, M’President.
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"The country is ready for a female president," says EMILY’s List, an organization dedicated to electing a woman in 2016, even if it’s not Hillary Clinton (but they will be WAY more dedicated if it is).

EMILY’s List has dubbed their campaign “#MPOTUS,” because everything has to have a hashtag now. And that’s fine! But unless POTUS stand for Pen*s of the United States, there’s really no need to make a distinction for a president with Madam parts.

That said, we can’t wait to meet you, M’President.

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Hillary Clinton: “LGBT Americans…are full and equal citizens and deserve the rights of citizenship. That includes marriage. … I support it personally and as a matter of policy and law.”

Everybody who hasn’t been comatose for the past decade: “It feels like we already knew this.”

“Don’t tell me Democrats are the party of the future when their presidential ticket for 2016 is shaping up to look like a re-run of the Golden Girls” - Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY), speaking at CPAC.
At 71, McConnell is older than Joe Biden (totally Blanche Devereaux!) and Hillary Clinton, so we’re not sure what he’s talking about.
Instead of being agist and sexist, maybe he’s just angry that Hillary’s campaigns are the one thing gays care as much about as the Golden Girls.
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Don’t tell me Democrats are the party of the future when their presidential ticket for 2016 is shaping up to look like a re-run of the Golden Girls” - Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY), speaking at CPAC.

At 71, McConnell is older than Joe Biden (totally Blanche Devereaux!) and Hillary Clinton, so we’re not sure what he’s talking about.

Instead of being agist and sexist, maybe he’s just angry that Hillary’s campaigns are the one thing gays care as much about as the Golden Girls.

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quickhits:

Poll: Hillary Clinton owns 2016.

Political Wire:
A new Quinnipiac poll finds Hillary Clinton tops the presidential 2016 field in hypothetical matchups with Chris Christie, 45% to 37%, Paul Ryan 50 to 38%, and Marco Rubio 50 to 34%.

[photo via Titanic Belfast]

At this point, what’s the harm in letting Donald Trump run?

quickhits:

Poll: Hillary Clinton owns 2016.

Political Wire:

A new Quinnipiac poll finds Hillary Clinton tops the presidential 2016 field in hypothetical matchups with Chris Christie, 45% to 37%, Paul Ryan 50 to 38%, and Marco Rubio 50 to 34%.

[photo via Titanic Belfast]

At this point, what’s the harm in letting Donald Trump run?

File under: things you can do with your time, I guess.

Happy Valentine’s Day, Hillary fans.

Happy Valentine’s Day, Hillary fans.