This is Joe Biden’s “I’m a Vice President, not a scientist!” look.
Photo by Indranil Mukherjee/AFP/Getty Images News of Biden’s visit to the Indian Institute of Technology in Mumbai.


This is Joe Biden’s “I’m a Vice President, not a scientist!” look.

Photo by Indranil Mukherjee/AFP/Getty Images News of Biden’s visit to the Indian Institute of Technology in Mumbai.

Reason #334 why Joe Biden is a great friend to have: on hot summer days, he’s capable of dispensing ice cream directly from his mouth.

Photo by Saul Loeb/AFP/Getty Images and @carrienbcnews

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team-joebama:

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Give me your sprinkles, your chocolate syrup yearning to ooze free.

Sen. Lisa Murkowski (R-AK) just became the third Senate Republican to come out in favor of marriage equality. That makes 54 senators who aren’t going to be an embarrassment to their grandchildren (not for this, anyway).
Though in Murkowski’s case, it was probably the ol’ Biden sweet talk that did the trick.
Photo by Tom Williams/CQ-Roll Call Group/Getty Images

Sen. Lisa Murkowski (R-AK) just became the third Senate Republican to come out in favor of marriage equality. That makes 54 senators who aren’t going to be an embarrassment to their grandchildren (not for this, anyway).

Though in Murkowski’s case, it was probably the ol’ Biden sweet talk that did the trick.

Photo by Tom Williams/CQ-Roll Call Group/Getty Images

Today, John Dingell (D-MI-Masochist) became the longest serving member of Congress, after spending over 66% of his life in the House of Representatives.
Joe Biden presented the congressman with a gift of a “wonderful old clock,” to symbolize … umn … that Dingell is old?
In any case, we celebrate the man with a photo gallery worthy of someone who’s served 7,000 terms.
(Photo via @john_dingell)

Today, John Dingell (D-MI-Masochist) became the longest serving member of Congress, after spending over 66% of his life in the House of Representatives.

Joe Biden presented the congressman with a gift of a “wonderful old clock,” to symbolize … umn … that Dingell is old?

In any case, we celebrate the man with a photo gallery worthy of someone who’s served 7,000 terms.

(Photo via @john_dingell)

If we had guns that shot chocolate, not only would our country be safer, it would be happier. People love chocolate.

Joe Biden, in a letter to a 2nd-grader who suggested that guns should shoot out chocolate bullets.

Mr. Vice President. If guns worked liked that, the NRA would accuse you of trying to steal Americans’ chocolate, and your administration does not need any more scandals this week.

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Good news! We’ve been nominated for the Blog - Political Webby. Vote for Comedy Central’s Indecision in the 2013 Webby Awards. If we win, we promise to name Joe Biden our Secretary of Getting This Party Started.

A “longtime Obama adviser" on how former White House staffers should behave when they grow up to be lobbyists:

It’s like: Don’t embarrass yourself. You were part of something special. I think if [Obama] were to send an all-staff e-mail, it would be along the lines of Ron Burgundy — ‘Stay classy, San Diego.’

False. If anyone is going to quote Ron Burgundy it will be Joe Biden, signing off with “I don’t know how to put this, but I’m kind of a big deal.”
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A “longtime Obama adviser" on how former White House staffers should behave when they grow up to be lobbyists:

It’s like: Don’t embarrass yourself. You were part of something special. I think if [Obama] were to send an all-staff e-mail, it would be along the lines of Ron Burgundy — ‘Stay classy, San Diego.’

False. If anyone is going to quote Ron Burgundy it will be Joe Biden, signing off with “I don’t know how to put this, but I’m kind of a big deal.”

Photo by Evan Agostini/Getty Images Entertainment/Getty Images

hypervocal:

VEEP-OFF! Biden! Louis-Dreyfus! This happened today! There’s even an audio recording of the meeting here —> http://hypr.vc/1bluc6

Looks like Julia Louis-Dreyfus won the veep musical chairs. You’re out, Biden! 

hypervocal:

VEEP-OFF! Biden! Louis-Dreyfus! This happened today! There’s even an audio recording of the meeting here —> http://hypr.vc/1bluc6

Looks like Julia Louis-Dreyfus won the veep musical chairs. You’re out, Biden!