Mr. Vice President. If guns worked liked that, the NRA would accuse you of trying to steal Americans’ chocolate, and your administration does not need any more scandals this week.
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A “longtime Obama adviser” on how former White House staffers should behave when they grow up to be lobbyists:
It’s like: Don’t embarrass yourself. You were part of something special. I think if [Obama] were to send an all-staff e-mail, it would be along the lines of Ron Burgundy — ‘Stay classy, San Diego.’
False. If anyone is going to quote Ron Burgundy it will be Joe Biden, signing off with “I don’t know how to put this, but I’m kind of a big deal.”
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VEEP-OFF! Biden! Louis-Dreyfus! This happened today! There’s even an audio recording of the meeting here —> http://hypr.vc/1bluc6
Looks like Julia Louis-Dreyfus won the veep musical chairs. You’re out, Biden!
Despite all the photos from the White House Easter Egg Roll, we haven’t seen a single shot of the Easter Bunny and Joe Biden together.
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After visiting the Italian president yesterday (“Giorgio! What’s shakin’?”), Vice President Joe Biden, the leader of the U.S. delegation to Pope Francis’ formal installation, met the new pope earlier today. We have to pray/assume/believe it went like this:
Biden: God love ya!
Pope Francis I: That’s my line.
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“Don’t tell me Democrats are the party of the future when their presidential ticket for 2016 is shaping up to look like a re-run of the Golden Girls” - Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY), speaking at CPAC.
At 71, McConnell is older than Joe Biden (totally Blanche Devereaux!) and Hillary Clinton, so we’re not sure what he’s talking about.
Instead of being agist and sexist, maybe he’s just angry that Hillary’s campaigns are the one thing gays care as much about as the Golden Girls.
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Well, well, look who has a new official portrait.
Say what you will about Joe Biden: The man knows how to brush his teeth.