You thought your Facebook feed was bad.

Matt Drudge is looking particularly youthful these days.
Photo by Pete Souza

Matt Drudge is looking particularly youthful these days.

Photo by Pete Souza

Presidential dancing enthusiasm is down 90% since the end of the Bush Administration. Thanks, Obummer.

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That soccer ball President Obama is bouncing on his head is actually a  ”socket ball” — as kids kick it around, the electricity they generate is stored in a battery for later use.
Though so far, all the power created using socket balls has been used by Americans bloggers writing angst-y posts about the socket ball program.
Photo by Saul Loeb/AFP/Getty Images

That soccer ball President Obama is bouncing on his head is actually a  ”socket ball” — as kids kick it around, the electricity they generate is stored in a battery for later use.

Though so far, all the power created using socket balls has been used by Americans bloggers writing angst-y posts about the socket ball program.

Photo by Saul Loeb/AFP/Getty Images

We must listen to voices that disagree with us…
- Barack Obama, speaking in Berlin.

Don’t worry Mr. President, the NSA is ON IT.

How did President Obama get so damn smooth?

Practice, baby. Practice.

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It’s gettin’ hot in here/so take off all your clothes your suit jacket/and reveal your undershirt.

President Obama, you have been Merkel-bombed.
Photo by Gero Breloer/AFP/Getty Images

President Obama, you have been Merkel-bombed.

Photo by Gero Breloer/AFP/Getty Images

In the end, Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin could come to an agreement: they’re both equally miserable at these meetings and would rather be playing basketball or stealing Super Bowl rings, respectively.

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