We sent our pals Jared Logan and Jordan Carlos to Ohio with a video crew, because OHIO IS THE ONLY STATE THAT MATTERS.
They ended up in a bar, of course. And then in a pumpkin field. Just watch.
Hello? Can we get the president a very, very, very small package of pretzels please? Immediately?
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| — | Jared Logan, Indecision Delegate, on an Air Force One replica in Charlotte |
What will he say tonight? Will it have anything to do with how the Republicans just nominated him to be a candidate for president?
Find out when we liveblog the whole thing on our free app, with comedians Jared Logan and Jordan Carlos taking the reins. Join in, and keep your commenting muscles strong. It starts at 9:00 on CNN.
In the latest Indecision Delegates video from Tampa, Jordan and Jared learn about communism from Victoria Jackson and reminisce about the Fat Boys.
Plus, gymnastics!
Still, he loves to hang out with normal folk persons and swap breeze-shooters: “Hey there, buddy-man, how’s your… old… house doing? Do you like fish-catching? I love fish-catching with that… hook thing. Congratulations! Lemon wet good!
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| — | FOI (Friend of Indecision) Jared Logan has written an unofficial biography of Mitt Romney. It’s a doozy. |
Video exclusive from Comedy Central’s Indecision: the end of the Logan/Carlos (Carlos/Logan?) presidential campaign.
Watch the whole story, if you missed it.
Our pal Jared Logan conducted some exclusive interviews about the president’s re-election strategy.
