On this presidential train ride to Gettysburg for the consecration of the National Cemetery, President Abraham Lincoln took a quick, eight-minute break in Hanover, PA. “We could see men, women, and children going hurriedly toward the depot to get a good look at the president,” one newspaper…

Everybody flops sometimes.

I love them. I love them like they’re my own.

Mitt Romney, on his sons. (via washingtonpoststyle)

That is not a bad joke. But yeah, he probably blew the delivery.