We sent our pals Jared Logan and Jordan Carlos to Ohio with a video crew, because OHIO IS THE ONLY STATE THAT MATTERS.
They ended up in a bar, of course. And then in a pumpkin field. Just watch.
Hello? Can we get the president a very, very, very small package of pretzels please? Immediately?
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| — | Jared Logan, Indecision Delegate, on an Air Force One replica in Charlotte |
What will he say tonight? Will it have anything to do with how the Republicans just nominated him to be a candidate for president?
Find out when we liveblog the whole thing on our free app, with comedians Jared Logan and Jordan Carlos taking the reins. Join in, and keep your commenting muscles strong. It starts at 9:00 on CNN.
In the latest Indecision Delegates video from Tampa, Jordan and Jared learn about communism from Victoria Jackson and reminisce about the Fat Boys.
Plus, gymnastics!
Dressage isn’t a sport (?) that’s caught on with the youth of America’s inner cities or trailer parks–not yet, anyway. It’s pedigreed horse-dancing. But instead of trying to downplay his neo-gilded-age robber baron image by throwing Rafalca under the campaign bus, couldn’t Romney have taken this opportunity to spread the grace and majesty of dressage to the American people?
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| — | Jordan Carlos has a few thoughts about the sport (?) of dressage. |
Video exclusive from Comedy Central’s Indecision: the end of the Logan/Carlos (Carlos/Logan?) presidential campaign.
Watch the whole story, if you missed it.
