“Yo, Prez, New MySpace is the HOTTEST site for obnoxious auto-tuned music. And have I told you about my Pets.com stock?”
Photo by Pete Souza
Space Oddity (by Chris Hadfield)
This is the most wonderful thing I’ve ever seen.
Maybe austerity ain’t so bad if it means Canadian astronauts making music videos about being stuck in space.
It’s a song, Donovan. The President did not communicate with Jay-Z over this trip.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the exact moment Jay Carney started regretting ever becoming Jay Carney. |
Poor Rep. Steve Cohen had to learn the hard way that while girls just want to have fun, congressmen have to watch what they tweet.
The annual Inner Circle revue does two things: It pairs Broadway stars with New York City’s mayor to raise money for charity, and it serves as a super-handy gauge of masochism.
Here’s how to score your viewing of this 7-minute lowlight reel from Mayor Bloomberg’s final performance in the revue.
Made it to 1:00: Light sado-masochism. You may enjoy Fifty Shades of Gray.
2:00, when the Phantom of the Opera sketch begins: You clearly enjoy pain. Consider triathlons as a healthy alternative to further viewing.
3:10, “The mayor of the niiiiiiiight”: Do you also drink turpentine?
4:45, Hizzoner joins the cast of Annie in song: You may enjoy such activities as anesthetic-free root canals and DYI appendectomies.
You made it to 5:45: We are seriously concerned for your well-being. Please know that you are lovable, capable human being who doesn’t deserve this.
We didn’t even mention it, but that song is now stuck in your head
As an artist who believes in equality for all people, I will not be participating in the Boy Scouts of America Jamboree this summer…
I always have and will continue to support the LGBT community on a global level …
— Carly Rae Jepsen (@carlyraejepsen) March 5, 2013
and stay informed on the ever changing landscape in the ongoing battle for gay rights in this country and across the globe.
— Carly Rae Jepsen (@carlyraejepsen) March 5, 2013
It’s official: being homophobic is now the only way to escape her music.
Song dedication for Kim Jong-un.
James Taylor’s DNC Set List
Including…
- Fire and Convention-Disrupting Rain
- Woman’s Gotta Have It (And By It I Mean Birth Control)
- Mexico (It’s Okay If You’re From There)
Get the full list.
