Throw the Best Sequester Day Party Ever

1. Invite your friends over.
2. Pick an arbitrary time. When that time comes, take up to ten percent of your friends’ money from their wallets.
3. When they complain, blame someone else for coming up with the idea to take up to ten percent of their money.
4. Balloons are a fun touch.

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