[M]y president… he’s trying to pass a gun ban, so he’s staging all of these murders, like the ‘Fast And Furious’ thing down at the border… Aurora, Colorado, all the people that were killed there… and now the beautiful people at the Sikh temple.

Ladies and gentlemen, Dave Mustaine. (From Megadeth.) (Apparently they’re still around?) 

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I know in your mind you can think of times when America was attacked. One is December 7th, that’s Pearl Harbor day. The other is September 11th, and that’s the day of the terrorist attack. I want you to remember August the 1st, 2012, the attack on our religious freedom. That is a day that will live in infamy, along with those other dates.
Ladies and gentlemen, Rep. Mike Kelly.

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