If you ran for office, what would your campaign slogan be?
“Don’t Touch My Hair, Unless You’re Already Touching It and Then Decide to Ask, ‘Can I Touch Your Hair?’ Because That Ship Has Already Sailed At This Point, So I Guess It’s Fine, But It’s Not Really Fine.” Probably too many words for a bumper sticker, but it’s totally what’s in my heart.
The hilarious Phoebe Robinson does the Indecision 11.
What do you think of people who don’t vote?
I think of them often. I’m like, “What are they up to right now? It’s really too bad we lost touch.” Just kidding. I don’t know. I understand how it happens. You’re busy, America. You have all kinds of video games to play and diseases to die from.
(pic by Mindy Tucker)