Kyle Kinane does The Indecision 11
Andy Kindler does The Indecision 11.
If you ran for office, what would your campaign slogan be?"Don’t Touch My Hair, Unless You’re Already Touching It and Then Decide to Ask, ‘Can I Touch Your Hair?’ Because That Ship Has Already Sailed At This Point, So I Guess It’s Fine, But It’s Not Really Fine." Probably too many words for a bumper sticker, but it’s totally what’s in my heart.
The hilarious Phoebe Robinson does the Indecision 11.
If you ran for office, what would your campaign slogan be?
"Don’t Touch My Hair, Unless You’re Already Touching It and Then Decide to Ask, ‘Can I Touch Your Hair?’ Because That Ship Has Already Sailed At This Point, So I Guess It’s Fine, But It’s Not Really Fine." Probably too many words for a bumper sticker, but it’s totally what’s in my heart.

The hilarious Phoebe Robinson does the Indecision 11.


What do you think of people who don’t vote?I think of them often. I’m like, “What are they up to right now? It’s really too bad we lost touch.” Just kidding. I don’t know. I understand how it happens. You’re busy, America. You have all kinds of video games to play and diseases to die from.

Emily Heller does the Indecision 11.
(pic by Mindy Tucker)

What do you think of people who don’t vote?
I think of them often. I’m like, “What are they up to right now? It’s really too bad we lost touch.” Just kidding. I don’t know. I understand how it happens. You’re busy, America. You have all kinds of video games to play and diseases to die from.

Emily Heller does the Indecision 11.

(pic by Mindy Tucker)

Funnyman Jimmy Pardo subjected himself to Indecision’s politics questionnaire. Who knew he cared so much about James K. Polk?