No, this is not a parody Twitter account. Rep. Steve Stockman (R-TX), is giving away a Bushmaster AR-15 rifle, for free. Who says the GOP doesn’t care about the poor?
The contest does come with a disclaimer:
Firearms prizes must be claimed through a licensed firearms dealer in accordance with federal, state and local law. Firearms prize winners must meet all legal requirements and will be subject to a dealer’s background check.
A background check? RINO!
Poor Rep. Steve Cohen had to learn the hard way that while girls just want to have fun, congressmen have to watch what they tweet.
* What doesn’t kill us gives us enough time to make a chart about what does.
* He doesn’t believe in climate change, but he does believe in space.
* Cracked has chosen the greatest American ever, and he’s a neighborhood guy.
* Better think twice about putting Dashboard Confessional on your iPod next time you go to Russia.
* Pope Francis should add a commandment. Something like, “Thou shalt not make parody Twitter accounts.”
* Astronauts need more than one thing to play with, which is why they also bring their childhood toys into space.
Likely suspects:
3 more days too the supper bowl!!!!’YEAH!!!! Woooooooooooooop wooooop
Sports Center must be running out of thinks to report on for the supper bowl if the Ravens moving practice inside is one of their headlines
I’m actually excited to watch the supper bowl this year
